"Distortland" (2016)

Catcher In The Rye lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

⁠⁠⁠Don't you know anything can get you down if you let it
Somedays more than others this is how i lived and learned to divide them
If you needed a friend I could lend some of my time to remind you

Oh you dreamer every little place you go I go, I go
Oh you dreamer every little place you, I'm with you

Stop look around keep your head down and let the words stop it pass on by you
Words that are somewhere in told are cold if it's not fun then it's funny to show
With the advice like this what else could you want if a body need a body I know

You dreamer every little place you go I go, I go
Dreamer every little place you go, I'm with you

I found heaven is a place on earth look around
I found heaven is a place on earth look around
I found heaven is a place on earth look around
I found heaven is a place on earth look around

STYGGO lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Crimson and clover are taking on over
Minute by minute I can save but I won't stop
Tripping about everything that I shoulder
Higher oh, some things you gotta get over

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Just around the corner, where nobody warns ya
More people who like to treat you like you ain't even born yet
One by one they all get in line
Higher oh, it's what you do with your time

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Ain't it like falling when everybody's stalling?
Trying to follow your calling but your reception is appalling
Everybody's sailing on the ship that they sell ya
Higher oh, it's all the things they don't tell ya

Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Crimson and clover are taking on over
Crimson and clover are taking on over
Crimson and clover are taking on oh
Higher oh, some things you gotta get over

You Are Killing Me lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

You are killing me
And everything you love about me
You're making it harder and harder and harder on me
And you ain't telling me
Telling me much that you love me
Anymore

Though I don't look before I leap
Then I drag you in with me
And you just can't seem to take it anymore
And so you're killing me
What I knew used to be
Just don't fly here anymore
So you're making news and changes
You should have made before you started killing me

You are killing me
And everything you love about me
You're making it harder and harder and harder on me
And you ain't telling me
Telling me much that you love me anymore

Well, I don't look before I leap
Then I drag you in with me
And you just can't seem to take it anymore
What I knew used to be
Just don't fly here anymore
So you're making news and changes
You should have made before you started killing me
And you are killing me

'Cause I don't, and I don't, and I don't
Ah, man, I don't
And that's why you're killing me

All The Girls In London lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

You've been laughing on the phone
You've been having such a good time, oh
Now that the pain is gone from your dome
You could die for all of the girls in London

You've been looking at the pub
Well you've been going to the dance clubs all alone
Now that the pain is gone from your dome
You could die for all of the girls in London
Oh London

You've been laughing on the phone
You've been having such a good time, oh
Now that the pain is gone
You could die for all of the girls
As you tremble before their curls
And all their words hold deeper meaning still

You've been working at the pub
Well you've been going to the dance clubs all alone
Now that the pain is gone from your dome
You could die for all of the girls in London
Oh London

You've been laughing, yeah
You've been laughing, yeah, yeah, no
You've been laughing, no
You've been laughing

The Grow Up Song lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Good night to zombies
And all night homies
Again
And again
And again

All of my friends are monies
Even Johnny is a daft
And I... I guess

We get together forever recounting the fast
High school and college became part of the past
And now it's

Good night to drunkies
Cigarette smokie cokie guy
Only bugs me
I've got to admit
I'm too old for this shit

"This Machine" (2012)

Sad Vacation lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Then you get me right down to the crawl
& then you get me right down to the crawl
one more lesson now that's all
one more lesson now that's all
yeah [x4]
then you get me right down to the crawl
& then you get me right down to the crawl
one more lesson down it goes
one more lesson down it goes

I'm on vacation
I'm gonna change the station
I can not fake like I can not hear
any sound so insincere
'cause the more you stay the same
the more I feel like I'll have to change
so you can watch me walk away
you can beg but I can not stay
no way [x4]

So, I'm on vacation
I'm gonna change the station
I can not fake like I can not hear
anything so insincere
'cause the more you stay the same
the more I feel like I'll have to change
so you can watch me walk away
you can beg but I never stay
no way [x4]

The Autumn Carnival lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

You come around to the autumn carnival (ooo)
It's glowing like a jack-o-latern on the hill (ooo)
You should be younger now than you were then
Trading silver for a thrill
You come around to the autumn carnival (ooo)

There is a fog in the hall of mirrors (ooo)
The ghost of [?] has jumped the track
Like a carousel which is turning back
Create all the things that you lack
You can go there if you need
And you can surely fix you gauranteed

Ferris wheel unshadows and shatters [?] (ooo)
Across the ground into the eyes of the innocent (ooo)
The carnie spits at the waxing moon
And all that hell that was gone too soon
You can go there if you need
And it will surely fix you gauranteed

Here comes the rain so you move inside (ooo)
There is no compass, there is no guide (ooo)
And is no mask behind which to hide
You come around to the autumn carnival
You come around to the autumn carnival

And you can take it with you if you need
'cuz it will surely fix you gauranteed

You come around to the autumn carnival

Enjoy Yourself lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

It went by so fast
And now I wanna go back
And that's why I'm living in the past I

I used to be cool
Used to be a fool
Too cool for rules man
Too cool for school

I used to be pretty
Pretty like a girl
I was the prettiest little girl in the whole fucking world

So look at yourself
Enjoy your health
Let everybody else be everybody else and really enjoy yourself now

Cause I used to be tough
I used to play rough
Before the stones to the stick
I took my licks until I had had enough

I used to be hot
Used to be a little snot
And like it or not I got what I want
And I liked what I got

So look at yourself
Enjoy your health
Say what you mean
Be what you be
And really enjoy yourself now

I used to be shitty
When I used to be pretty
I was the prettiest little shitty in the whole New York City

So look at yourself
Enjoy your health
Say what you mean
Be what you're gonna be
And really enjoy yourself now

Well They're Gone lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Go to sleep the play is over
Left your ticket on the seat
Be redeemed when you're dreaming
Lay your head and go to sleep

Don't you worry till tomorrow
Heaven knows you surely will
Think about it, take one more lap around it
Close the blinds and set your mind at peace

Waste some time, waste some money
Talk about your wasted years
They devastate you, complete and complicate you
Never minding your wasted tears

Don't you worry till tomorrow
Heaven knows you surely will
Think about it, take one last lap around it
Close your eyes and let your mind release...

Love and kindness, pain and sadness
All the stations in between
They will derail you, they will assail you
But rest your head, for I won't fail you

Don't you worry till tomorrow
Heaven knows you surely will
Think about it, one last short lap around it
Close your eyes and set your mind at peace.

Rest Your Head lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Go to sleep the play is over
Left your ticket on the seat
Be redeemed when you're dreaming
Lay your head and go to sleep

Don't you worry till tomorrow
Heaven knows you surely will
Think about it, take one more lap around it
Close the blinds and set your mind at peace

Waste some time, waste some money
Talk about your wasted years
They devastate you, complete and complicate you
Never minding your wasted tears

Don't you worry till tomorrow
Heaven knows you surely will
Think about it, take one last lap around it
Close your eyes and let your mind release...

Love and kindness, pain and sadness
All the stations in between
They will derail you, they will assail you
But rest your head, for I won't fail you

Don't you worry till tomorrow
Heaven knows you surely will
Think about it, one last short lap around it
Close your eyes and set your mind at peace.

16 Tons lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

(originally by Merle Travis)

I was born one morning when the sun didn't shine.
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine.
I loaded sixteen tons of number nine coal.
And the straw boss said (well bless my soul).

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go.
I sold my soul to the company's store.

If you see me coming better step aside.
A lot of men didn't, a lot of men died.
I've got one fist of iron, the other of steel.
And if the right one don't get you then the left one will.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company's store

Some people say a man is made out of mud.
A poor man's made out of muscle and blood.
Muscle and blood and skin and bones.
A mind that is weak and a back that's strong.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company's store.

I Am Free lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I am free there's no one tells me what to be
'Cause I know who I am and I am free
Now I'm free at last my darkest past is fading fast
And I can say at last that I am free

My soul is cleansed
This tortured heart
Is on the mend again
I know who I am and I am free

And when all of my friends forgive me of the worst I've been do
They let me back in so I can begin again?

I am free I let music get inside of me
Till I know who I am and I am free
I am free there's music deep inside of me
And I can let it out and let it be

And when they say payback is a bitch
It's a bitch you've got to make your peace with it.
And only then can you learn to sleep with it

And when time you see you've got to think twice
Before you do or say anything

And now I am free
I am free
C'mon I am free
Well I am free

Seti Vs. The Wow! Signal lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

It's like a rocket to a caveman
looking up, attacking by a spaceman
it's life, but not as we know it
we didn't make it, we didn't grow it

Don't look up it's the Wow! signal
extraterrestrial, now people
up in the sky
up in the sky, coming down

Late night for Doctor Jerry Ehman
6EQ and it's bigger than it came in
It's like a rocket to a caveman
talkin' on a cell phone, staring into space, man

Don't look up it's the Wow! signal
hovering over the clouds, people
up in the sky
up in the sky, coming down

Here we go!
Satellite, Europa has Jupiter
going round like people getting stupider
goes through crashes and phasers
over and over like rats in mazes

Don't look up it's the Wow! signal
nobody knows if it's good, if it's evil
towering over the church and the steeple
up in the sky, up in the sky

Slide lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hey, I've asked you
To help me change
Ain't it strange
How I seem to dive
What a wild changeout
And verve to slide
Oh I know this
You and I
Just let me try
All your lies
And let it slide

Hell, I want you girl
And that you go
Just for a while
Ain't it strange now
For you and I
Let's take a time
Let it go
Just let it go alight

Hell I know you
Behind your smile
Take you can
Passing through my door
The one I find
Hell watch before
Hell I know you
Hell I see
In your eyes
All the whys
And let it slide

Kiss Off lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

(originally by Violent Femmes)

I need someone, a person to talk to
Someone who'd care, to love
Could it be you? Could it be you?

Situation gets rough, then I start to panic
It's not enough, it's just a habit
Hey kid you're sick
Well darling, this is it

You can all just kiss off into the air
Behind my back I can see them stare
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind
They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time
(Yeah yeah)
Yeah, they do it all the time
(Yeah yeah)
Yeah, they do it all the time
(Do it all the time)
Well, they do it all the time
(Do it all the time)
They do it all the time
Do it all the time

I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record
Oh yeah?
Well don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed?

I take 1, 1, 1 cause you left me and
2, 2, 2 for my family and
3, 3, 3 for my heartache and
4, 4, 4 for my headaches and
5, 5, 5 for my lonely and
6, 6, 6 for my sorrow and
7, 7 for the no tomorrow and
8, 8 I forget what 8 was for but
9, 9, 9 for my lost god and
10, 10, 10, 10 for my everything
everything everything everything!

You can all just kiss off into the air
Behind my back I can see them stare
They'll hurt me bad, but I won't mind
They'll hurt me bad, they do it all the time
(Yeah yeah)
Yeah, they do it all the time
(Yeah yeah)
Yeah, they do it all the time
(Do it all the time)
Yeah, they do it all the time
(Do it all the time)
They do it all the time
(Do it all the time)
Do it all the time

"…Earth To The Dandy Warhols…" (2008)

Mission Control lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Nineteen years old
You better not listen to yourself now anymore
You better not trust anybody else now
Your comment is coming, doesn't make any sense anymore
You get your transmissions at your front door
And then you get old

Mission control
Mission control

You're going to forget all about your killer instincts, oh
You gotta get by on what they think that you can think of
If you thought that you would do it somehow by yourself
But when you shouldn't of been listening to everybody else
You come and go

Mission control
Mission control
Mission control

It's not quite like you think, it's not that obvious
You only wanna raise your voice
But then everybody else you can suck me off off suckers

You get off
Mission control
Mission control
Mission control

Welcome To The Third World lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hey, boy
You know, I don't see a dog like you
Hang around in a club like this
So much anymore
Guess you just love the ladies
Why don't you
Walk your ass on up, say,
"Hey girl! You dance pretty good
For an almost white girl
And, mm-mm, your lipstick sure do
Match my wallet" (Hey!)
Oh, I get so tired
But you know
Somebody gotta keep the shotguns off the dancefloor
Say, "Why don't you finish that now, girl
And we can stroll out into the midnight air
And skit up a fat one!
Yeah, you gotta dig on this
A nice, big fat one" (Fat one!)

Makin' me a little bit insecure
See, that's good for a dog like you
Chills out your ego
I mean,
What you gonna do boy?
When she tells you
You gotta turn the heat up?
You gotta say, "Why don't we go back to my place
So we can talk
About Dostoyevsky"
Huh? Hey!
Where'd she go?
That girl is gone now
Where'd she go now?
And you're alone now
Oh, this ain't like college town, no
Welcome to the third world
Where the boys all like the girls
And the girls like the money

You gotta spread it around
See!
The girls like the boys and the boys like the honey
Alright! Repeat after me
(The boys like the girls and the girls like the money)
Spread it around
'Cause you like the honey
Oh yeah, the honey
Keeps the bees all stuck in their chairs
Until it's way too late
And it's way too late
It's way too late
Yep, see the crowd gets a little bit thin
And a little bit greasy
You see, just like that, that's right

Boys like the girls and the girls like the money
Oh, that's right, baby
Boys like the girls and the girls like the money
Well, I guess it's just us guys here, now
Boys like the girls and the girls like the money
Yeah, ??
Boys like the girls and the girls like the money
Boys like the girls and the girls like the money
Boys like the girls and the girls like the money

Wasp In The Lotus lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hoping and smoking
That's what I keep hoping

That broken and smoking
That's what I keep coping

Gotta wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Sweet talk and shy talk, yeah

You gotta wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Keep in the sidewalk, yeah

Focus, and broken, that's what we keep hoping
And smoking and broken,
That's what we keep hoping for, yeah

You gotta wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Sweeping the sidewalk, yeah

You gotta wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Sweet talk and shy talk, yeah

Hoping and smoking
That's what I keep hoping

Broken and smoking
That's what I keep coping

Wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Sweet talk and shy talk, yeah

You gotta wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Sweeping the sidewalk, yeah

You gotta wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Sweeping the sidewalk, yeah

You gotta wake up and notice
Wasp in the Lotus
Sweet talk and shy talk, yeah

And Then I Dreamt Of Yes lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well I've been down now,
like I never got started,
guess you want your world just a certain way

And I could tell you this,
I've been outsmarted,
and that hurts me more, than it hurts me how much I miss...

I found that I understand
I'd never regret it,
and I've said things that I know right now I never meant

Well I've been down now,
guess you want your world just a certain way

Well I've been down now,
guess you want your world just a certain way

Well I've been down now,
like I never got started,
guess you want your world just a certain way

And I could tell you this,
I've been outsmarted,
and that hurts me more, than it hurts me how much I miss...

Well I've been down now
Well I've been down now
Well I've been down now

Talk Radio lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, hey

Boo ya, there we go
What we need is a different show
You ya hey
That's right, we need someplace to go
You ya hey
If you got what you say
You ya hey
You need what you need today

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, hey

Boo ya, there we go
Too much talking on the radio
You ya hey
That's right, a party got something to say
You ya hey
Call them up, tell it to them right away
You ya hey
You see what you see today

Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na, hey

Now You Love Me lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

When I met you
I could not have known this much about you
But you looked all right to me

So I led you home
Said some things I might have read
and somehow touched you
You said you loved me

You love me
Now you love me
You love me
Now you love me

Now I know I told you
When I took you in
Of my intention
How in you I could get
Do you hope you (?)
Into my defense
For in my darkest
My lack of consequence

You love me
Now you love me
You love me
Now you love me

You love me
Oh, oh, etc.

Mis Amigos lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

My friends and me
We live a lot
we live carefree
But if we're not
We got to be
Just good to our friends
Cause me and my friends
We live a lot

Mis amigos y yo
Nanananana

My friends and me
We think a lot
We think about me
And what i got
I got to be
Just good to my friends
Cause me and my friends
We think a lot

Mis amigos y yo
Nanananana

My friends and me
We smoke a lot
We smoke weed
And then the pot
But we don't like seeds or sticks or stems
Cause me and my friends
We smoke a lot

Mis amigos y yo
Nanananana

My friends and me
We drink a lot
We drink to me, we drink to Scott
But we'd like to be
Just good to our friends
Cause me and my friends
We drink a lot

The Legend Of The Last Of The Outlaw Truckers AKA The Ballad Of Sheriff Shorty lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I was a shift shake shoe shake child around
I used to live down town down in trucker town
I was the baddest, baddest, baddest around
but it was fifteen years since I heard a sound
They said look it, look it, come on down
'Cause when the law start shaking, a shaking 'em down
they're called the last of the outlaw truckers around

'Cause I'm me, see
Jacked up on java and nicotine
whoa-oh please believe me
I know what I mean

By the time we get to Texas he was lying 'em down
with the bag 'o bodies all covered the ground
I said now look it, look it, look what I found

Short, come out and you know
I left the armload of M16's back home
I served 68 missions in da nang alone
Now I'm a one more mission, that's you and that's right

'Cause I'm me, see
Jacked up on Meth and Dexedrine
Whoa-oh, please believe me
I know what I mean
and I'm clean
oh, I'm getting right pious now
but if you'd seen what I've seen
oh you know what I mean

and i said look around, looking out and below
you know its hard to chase shorty up in new mexico

and then i gotta get him down to new orleans
i'll go to eight states, in eight states straight
Shorty you hesitates on an Ace of Hate

we even got you started down in baton rouge
well Shorty started shakin' while makin' his stand
so stacks went off to get the gun from his hands
He said Shorty got a minute? You're getting the job
but then he pulled another pistol and said with a smile
"Son you'd better be fast... I'll put you on the ground"
And that's about the time that sheriff shot shorty down

'Cause I'm mean, see
jacked up on meth-amphetamines
and oh-oh, please believe me
i know what i mean
and i'm clean
and oh, getting all pious now
if you've seen what i've seen
oh you know what i mean

"Odditorium Or Warlords Of Mars" (2005)

Colder Than The Coldest Winter Was Cold lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

By the end of the great war,
the dandy warhols had progressed
far beyond the traditional jug band sound.
Zia had all but hung up the washtub bass,
in favor of her new invention, which she called the synthesizer.
The banjo was still there but now it was electrified,
to a flat microphone which pete had wound tightly with copper wire and
called his pick-up and in turn made it louder by what fat-head jokingly
called, Pete's Amp.
Well, the name stuck and by the time such luminaries as Gene Vincent, Elvis
Presley and B.B. King had heard this new Warhols Sound, they were calling it
Rock and Roll.
Dandy frontman Courtney Taylor-Taylor would be quoted as saying, I know it's
only rock and roll, but i think i like it
I'm Bill Curtis and you're listening to a piece of history

Love Is The New Feel Awful lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

[Starts off with Courtney mumbling]
I don't know where I said anything like that. I have no fucking clue.

So what about you
convincing me all the time
oh my aching heart
forget all

and what about me
deciding you all of the time
my aching heart
forget all

Announcing me
is all about you all of the time
my aching heart
Forget all

And what about me
deciding you all the time
oh my aching heart
forget all.

It's all about you
convincing me
all the time
oh my aching heart
forget all

and what about me
deserving you
of the time
oh my aching heart
forget all

So what about you
what about you
oh my aching heart
forget all.

[Courtney mumbling in German]
Hast du es vergessen???

Easy lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

do do do do
and i don't think about i could ever represent i've been to
i guess it's easy for me and that's the kind of easy that i'm into
yoah the xmas sexy ahh said next and said all the little babies
now go
baby gonna let you
i thought that you could set you free
luxury cars and a sweet guitar
sleeping at nearling cuz i'm rocking easy says i catch you
i thought that you could set you free
oh the xmas sexy no said next and sex floors and ecstasy
hot and said next decks on a whole'a baby on a holograph i'm maybe gonna let you
i thought that you could set you free
i thought that you could set you free
whooooaoao
aayayayayayayayayay
ooohohohohohohoh
aaaaaaahahayayayaya

All The Money Or The Simple Life Honey lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

All right
Here it comes

Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
Uh-huh
Well if you ask me how you made it
Secure life, baby, you should
Oh, yes you should
Cause if you're doing all the best that you can
But you're still runnin' just as fast as the man says
Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
Uh-huh, now
Yes it's good

Now when you're movin' to the city
You worry on your mental health
Yes you do, now
Oh, you gentlemen and ladies
You've got to be good to yourself
Mm-hmm
So get yourself into a ranch-style home
When the neighbor's never more than a stone's throw
Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
Yes it is
Yes it's good

That's right
Yeah

But oh, no
All the money
Still you just can't please everybody
How bad do
Do you want it?
Cause the money
It looks so good, good, good
Ohh

Yeah
Whoo!
Yeah

So now you're chasin' the American dream
Just like the dollar's gonna make everybody scream
But I can tell you for the money
The simple life sure looks good
That's right, now
Yes it's good
Oh yeah

Oh, no
All the money
Looks so good, good, good
To everybody
How bad do
Do you want it?
Cause the money
It looks so good, good, good

Now there's a whole lot of faking
And takin'
And shakin' my hand
And when they tell you they love ya
They love ya like a one night stand
Mm-hmm
So if you're playin' in a rock and roll band
But still you're doing whatever the man says
Well I can tell you for the money
The simple life honey is good
That's right
Yes it's good

Uh-huh
Take care

The New Country lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Woohoo

I've been thinkin' about moving house
I've been wonderin' what I'm about
I've been lookin' for a home
I've been wonderin' about Rome
But all this dirty talkin' and all these whores a-drinkin'
All this worried walkin' and all this worried talk and I'm movin' out. Movin' out.

I've been wonderin' when I belong
I've been thinkin' of a song
I've been wonderin' where to go
I've been thinkin' about the road
But all this dirty talkin' and all these whores a-drinkin'
All this worried walkin' and all this worried talk well I'm moving out. Moving out.

(Yup, Zia's movin' out, here she goes)

Movin' Out, yeehaw. Movin' out.

Well, those who came before, I caught them like a war

Those who came before, let me hear, so I'm movin' out (movin' out)

Holding Me Up lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Do you remember when you told me
You said you're holding me up
Me up

Darling
And you said you're holding me up
Me up

So get your feet on the floor eh
You're making a stand now

You get what you get
So get what you can

Just remember that you told me
You said you're holding me up
Me up yeah

Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Me up

Remember that you told me
You're holding me up
Me up

and you said you're holding me up
Me up

Now get your feet on the floor eh
You're making a stand now

You get what you get
So get all what you can

But just remember that you told me
You said you're holding me up yeah

Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Holding me up
Me up

Ah ha
Uh ah ha

Did You Make A Song With Otis lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

(grrrhhhh.....woof)
Travis gets me a beer
Poopy tunes the guitar (woof)
Fathead spins me up one
Its the the biggest one that he's even spun

Travis gets me a beer
Poopy tunes the guitar
Fathead spins me up one
Its the the biggest one that he's even spun

Travis gets me a beer
Poopy tunes the guitar
Fathead spins me up one
Its the the biggest one that he's even spun

Everyone Is Totally Insane lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hear me out, for I was joyful once
Like everyone
Hear me out, I must have changed
Sometime and all at once
Cos it seems
That nothing stays the same as certainly as me
And nothing stays the same but me

Well I have toiled and I have tamed
Constricted and constrained
Just to learn about how everyone is the same
Well I am old and I am lame
And ruthlessly estranged
Ask me then what I have gained from almost everyone, oh-oh

Hear me out, for I had everything in deep
Hear me out, I must have changed

Well I have toiled and I have tamed
Constricted and constrained
Just to learn about how everyone is totally insane, now
Well I am old and I am lame
And ruthlessly estranged
Ask me then what I have gained from almost everyone, oh-oh

Hear me out, for I was joyful once
Like everyone
Hear me out, I must have changed

Smoke It lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hey I been thinkin'
I been thinkin' about nothin' yeah
Now I been thinkin about nothin' to do and nothin' but thinkin' oh yeah
I know what it is to be there
And now people there ain't nothin' here but people
Dig it yeah
Now if people got problems and they got problems with people oh yeah
I know what it is to be there

You gotta smoke it (smoke it)
Just as long as you can smoke it (smoke it) yeah (yeah)
If people got problems and they got problems with people oh yeah
I know what it is to be there

Uninsured cop payment amortization
Local collection at its latest litigation
I should of stayed in college for about another 100 years but
I know what it is to be there
Alimony alimony don't get too drunk in vegas
Leaves now with the waitress from any those places
People got more bagage than JFK, Yeah
And I'm talkin about the airport man

You gotta smoke it (smoke it)
Just as long as you can smoke it (smoke it) yeah (yeah)
We got child-proof containers we use only as directed
Inspected by (Number 9) it seems like he checked it

Alright, here we go, everybody together (here we go), everybody together
So lets get a big round of applause, big round of applause
To brothers and sisters, brothers mothers, sisters other mothers
Other brothers sisters mothers anyone, anyone whos here yeah
Lets have a big round of applause anyone who can do it
Yeah yeah

Smoke it (smoke it)
Just as long as you can smoke it (smoke it) yeah (yeah)
If people got problems and they got problems with people oh yeah
I know what it is to be there

More fall and extension and american emotion
Paid off our house and then it fell into the ocean
Grown up quicker and handlin' my liquor
You know what it is to be there
I registered to vote so I could extate my exemption
I thought lottery was the fifth dimension
Thats why I never voted in the presidential election
Cause women are clearly more qualified to select 'em

Smoke it (smoke it)
Just as long as you can smoke it (smoke it) yeah (yeah)
So if your gonna be a dog then at least be a good dog
Come on and sit bitch shake

Smoke it (smoke it)
Just as long as you can smoke it (smoke it) yeah (yeah)
If people got problems and they got problems with people oh yeah
I know wat it is to be there
Smoke it!

Down Like Disco lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I want you, I think so
I wanna get round like Tokyo
I won't tell, will freak you
I wanna go down like this girl (wisk go)

I want you, California
I don't want to get shown like I'm on ya
I won't tell, won't miss though
I wanna get down like disco

I'm, coming on all of the time

I'll whip one, out of this joint
See a red neck burn like I must go
Temperamental, never miss though
I wanna go down like disco

I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna go up and then I wanna come down
I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna go out and then I wanna high
Coming on, all of the time

I want you, I don't think so
I don't wanna come down like disco

I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna get up and then I wanna come down
I wanna get in, I wanna get out
I wanna get out and then I wanna get high
Coming on, all of the time

I'm coming on, all of the time
Coming off, all of the time

There Is Only This Time lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Only this time
What a time it is

Only this time
What a time it is

What a time it is
What a time it is

Only you and Me
What a you it is

Only you and Me
What a you it is

What a you it is
What a you it is

Only you and me
What a me it is

Only you and me
What a me it is

What a me it is
Whar a me it is

Only this time
What a time it is

Only this time
What a time it is

What a time it is
What a time it is

"Welcome To The Monkey House" (2003)

Welcome To The Monkey House lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Wire's coming back again,
Elastica, got sued by them
When Michael Jackson dies,
We're covering Blackbird
But won't it be absurd then
When no one knows what song they just heard
Unless someone on the radio
tells them first
So come on, come on, come on, come
Come on, come on, come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on
You monkeys.

We Used To Be Friends lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

A long time ago, we used to be friends
But I haven't thought of you lately at all
If ever again, a greeting I send to you,
Short and sweet to the soul is all I intend.

a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh

Come on now, honey,
bring it on, bring it on, yeah.
Just remember me when you're good to go
Come on now, sugar,
bring it on, bring it on, yeah.
just remember me when.

It's something I said, or someone I know.
Or you called me up, maybe I wasn't home.
Now everybody needs some time,
and everybody know
The rest of it's fine
And everybody knows that.

Come on now, sugar,
bring it on, bring it on, yeah.
Just remember me when you're good to go
Come on now, honey,
bring it on, bring it on, yeah.
just remember me when.

We used to be friends a long time ago.
We used to be friends a long time ago.
We used to be friends a long time ago.
We used to be friends, hey
hey

a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh

A long time ago, we used to be friends
But I haven't thought of you lately at all
If ever again, a greeting I send to you,
Short and sweet to the soul is all I intend.

We used to be friends a long time ago.
We used to be friends a long time ago.
We used to be friends a long time ago.
We used to be friends,
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh
a, ah-ahh-ahh-ahh

Plan A lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

Must be some kind of planet
For all the people who can manage.
All of us who can handle it,
With all of this damage.

All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

There must be some kind of message
Simple plot somehow impressive.
Anyone who can think of something
Come on now, just express it.

ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

Must be some kind of planet
For all the people who can manage.
All of us who can handle it,
with all of this damage.

ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.

[note: all the rest of the lines are sung over each other for the rest of the track]

ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh,
ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh.
All of us, all of us sing about it.
All of us, sing about it.

Wonderful You lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Wonderful you, the dope you are.
And beautiful me came for your party.
Well lately I can't stop talking about you.
And mainly I'm wondering why in the hell I left without you.

Take heart
Because you're art
And you're loved,
Not that only.
Take heart
Because you're art
And you're loved,
Just not only.

Maybe I do maybe do ya.
Now think about me coming onto ya
Or maybe I would if I maybe knew ya
And maybe you want me, or maybe you want me to be it to you.

Take heart
Because you're art
And you're loved,
Not that only.
Take heart
Because you're art
And you're loved,
Just not only.

Because you're art
And you're loved,
Just not only.

Scientist lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

In me the scientist,
Always stuck on, always trying this.
I try to live on science alone.
Analysis and freaky sensitivity,
We've gotta live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
We've gotta live on science alone.

Religiously, I'm speaking on the science, 'cause
We've gotta live on science alone.
I'll tell you what, Mathematically I'm having it.
I wanna live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
We've gotta live on science alone.

In me the scientist,
Always stuck on, always trying this.
I try to live on science alone.
Analysis and freaky sensitivity,
We've gotta live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Cause I could live on science alone.
We've gotta live on science alone.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.

Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.
Yeah, uh, I am a scientist.

I Am Over It lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

All right, let's see if we can do this in one toke - take.

I find out too late when I,
I am over it
And each time, dearly escape when I'm (enough said)
Divine, fine

I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it

I try to keep myself elated
And in my right mind, uh-huh, uh-huh
The one wrong song, telling me I've been here too long (enough said)
And I'm gone.

I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it

I find out too late when I,
I am over it
And each time, dearly escape when I'm (enough said)
Divine, fine

I try to keep myself elated
And in my right mind, uh-huh, uh-huh
The one wrong song, telling me I've been here too long (enough said)
And I'm gone.

I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it
I am over it

The Dandy Warhols Love Almost Everyone lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Lovely

Exercise in your frustration,
unconditionally
(Love me)
If I need some salvation,
I have only one.

Baby, baby, you're my nation
Honey, you're my story.
Now you've got the information,
I have only one.

oooh, ooooh, oooh, oooh-ee-oooh,
oooh, ooooh, oooh, oooh-ooh-oonh
oooh, ooooh, oooh, oooh-ee-oooh,

Excersize in your frustation,
unconditionally
(Love me)
if I need some salvation,
I have only one.

Love me
Love me

Insincere lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I might sound insincere,
'cause I'm wasted all the time. I've
Thought it over and
It's over
It's over
It's over
It's over

I'd like to thank you, my dear.
In less than a year.
It's over
It's over
It's over
aaah

The Last High lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I am alone
But adored by 100,000 more
Then I said when you were the last.
And I have known love, like a whore
from at least 10,000 more
Then I swore when you were the last

When you were the last high
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh

You were awake,
And I should have stayed, but wandered.
I was only out for a day.
out for a day.
It was Chicago for a moment,
And then it was Paris and London for a few
days.

Well, I am alone
But adored by 100,000 more
Then I swore when you were the last.

When you were the last high
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh

Well I was the first to have spoken
And I said just about all of the things you shouldn't say.
So maybe you loved me, but now maybe you don't.
And maybe you'll call me.
Maybe you won't.

So, I am alone
But adored by 100,000 more
Then I said when you were the last.
And I have known love, like a whore
from at least 10,000 more
Then I swore when you were the last.

When you were the last high
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh

When you were the last high
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh
hi-i-i-gh

Heavenly lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Heavenly scene of mind
Or could be hell.
Maybe I'm not, yeah,
Everything I should be, yeah.
Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah.
And everything I wanted to realize,
Baby I got, yeah
Everything I could be,
Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah.

Oh, I've got, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I could be yeah
Heavenly scene,
Oh, I got, yeah

Heavenly scene of mind
Or could be hell.
Maybe I'm not, yeah,
Everything I should be, yeah.
Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah.
And everything I wanted to realize,
Baby I got, yeah
Everything I could be,
Oh, maybe I'm not, yeah.

Oh, I've got, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I could be yeah
Heavenly scene,
Oh, I got, yeah

Oh, I've got, yeah
Heavenly scene
Oh, I could be yeah
Heavenly scene,
Oh, I got, yeah

I Am Sound lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

For have I, I've built a castle
Upon believing before I doubt.
I have suffered but my friends say I have learned from it.
And for have I believed the snow could
Not be freezing upon the ground.
Now my ass is blue and black, but I am sound.

And for have I belonged to no one
More than fleetingly and in doubt.
I have had what now is gone
But still I've known them.
And for have I, I have absolved myself
Of demons I must confess.
Having known them growing old, then
I will re-e-e-est.

But where are all the songs
For me to sing along to
When I am hoping someone writes one for me.
And sings me something sweetly
For, I promise to sing along.
And then we'll both know nothing's wrong,
Singing na, na-na-na

For have I delivered comfort
To the aching and for the tired
With these words of comic wisdom,
I have tri-i-i-ied.

So where are all the songs
For me to sing along,
When I am hoping someone write one for me.
And sings me something sweetly
For, I promise to sing along
And then we'll both know nothing's wrong,
Singing naaaaaaaaa, na-na-na

Hit Rock Bottom lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.

You ain't got music if you ain't got the muscle, oh yeah.
Ain't seen nothin' 'til you're down and you're rotten, oh yeah.
You ain't got nothing until you hit rock bottom.
Oh yeah.

You ain't got music if you ain't got the muscle, oh yeah.
You ain't seen nothing until you're down and you're rotten, oh yeah.
You ain't got nothing until you hit rock bottom.
Oh yeah.

Oh yeah

Well, the boys keep swinging, the girls keep bringing.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Oh yeaaaaaaaaah.
Oh yeaaaaaaaaah.

(You Come In) Burned lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well, you come in baby,
you will get burned.
Because I am just what I am, I've learned.
I slowly become some "why" that you live with.
And mama told you that you would get this.
Hey, I lost you when you took me in, my friend
Now against my will, I still stay out.
Waaaaay ouuuuut.
Waaaaaay ouuuut.

I am maybe a loser,
maybe a sinner.
Either way, a perpetual beginner.
Hey, I lost you when, when you took me in, my friend.
Now against, I still stay out.
waaaaaay ouuuuut.
waaaaaay ouuuuut.

Sssssssssssh

Hey, I lost you when you took me in, my friend
Now against my will, I still stay out.
Waaaaay ouuuuut.
Waaaaay ouuuut.

"Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia" (2000)

Godless lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hey, I said you were Godless then
It seems like you're a soulless friend.
As thoughtless as you were back then,
I swear that you are Godless.

Hey, I guess you're lonely, when
I gave, you only took, So then
It's stranger then its ever been.
I guess it's what you wanted.

Of late, it seems that
lonely I will be.
I beg, I bleed,
but this is all that I've gotten.

Hey, as for today, my friend,
To hope that you could ever bend,
I swear you are, I swear you are,
I swear that you are Godless.

Hey, I said you're Godless then.
Hey, and you're a soulless friend,
Hey, I said you're Godless and
I swear, I swear

You're Godless
You're Godless
You're Godless

Mohammed lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Again and again I get up and say
I only want to get it right.
I only want to do the right thing,
but are these demons, I ask myself.

I wonder today, I'm alone, but then
No one can make their own life.
No one can say that they're an island
When all this freedom that you get is a lie.

Nietzsche lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I want a God who stays dead, not plays dead.
I, even I, can play dead.

I want a God who stays dead, not plays dead.
I, even I, can play dead.

I want a God who stays dead, not plays dead.
I, even I, can play dead.

Country Leaver lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well, I'm going to see you soon in Amsterdam
I can't believe I can get there, but I can, man.
I hope when I see you, that you'll still like who I am, I am.
But if you don't, baby, I'll still tell you that I understand.
I'll tell you I, I, I understand.
I'll tell you I...

I'm going to see you in a foreign land
I've packed my bags, oh lord, I'm a traveling man, man.
I hope when I see you, you'll still like who I am, I am.
But if you don't baby, I'll still tell you I understand.
I'll tell you I, I, I understand.
I'll tell you I, I, I understand.
I'll tell you I....

If you don't baby, I'll still tell you I understand.
I'll tell you I, I, I understand.
I'll tell you I, I, I understand.
I'll tell you I...

Solid lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well, I must have a door in the back of my head
Where I dump out all the crap so I can just feel solid again
No more sitting around thinking about your hair
Because I must have a door in the back of my head.

Yeah, I got a beautiful new Asian girlfriend
She comes over and hangs around for days in my bed.
Yeah, you can't seriously believe I'm thinking about you, man
'Cause I must have a door in the back of my, the back of my head.

Well, it's a brand new day and I'm walking around old town.
I feel cool as shit, because I got no thoughts keeping me down
I'm thinking bla-bla-de, bla, bla to your trip.
'Cause I must have a door in the back of my, back of my head.

Horse Pills lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

All right
Pills
Yeah, Uh Huh
Pills
All right, Kick it
Pills
Boy
Pills
Yes

So your ex's got a mansion, where you kick it on the hill.
Your boy comes to see you, he's your Hollywood thrill.
He's a Spanish fly who bucks like a stallion,
in the suits that you got him, he looks more Italian.
When you worry about your tan, when the weathers getting clammy.
Summer in the city, and winters in Miami.
And you get so high on the high-life pills.
Cruising and boozin' and rockin' on the horse-sized pills.

And you could even take more thrills
And you could even take more spills
pills
thrills chills
ills, man
kills
And rockin on the horse-sized...

Butts getting bigger, Do you think he'll notice, maybe?
That's ok, Don't worry 'bout it baby.
'Cause everybody knows he pumps you for your money.
That's all right, don't worry 'bout it honey.
In your Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weenie Riding-Up-Your-Butt bikini,
Keeping on the heels, cause you're sagging just a teeny
Bit more then the girls he pretends he doesn't thrill
Rubbing on the lotion and rocking on the horse-sized pills

And you could even take more thrills
And you could even take more spills
Pills
Thrills
Chills
ills, man kills
And rockin' on the horse-sized...

Sometime you feel like Moses
That's when you're toasted.

Yeah
Kick it
Yo, bitch
Word
That's right
Bust
Uh Huh
Yeah

Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Pills
Rockin' on the horse-sized.

Get Off lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Yeah, like it or not
Like a ball and a chain.
all I wanna do is get off,
And feel it for a minute, babe.

Hot diggity dog,
I love God all the same.
But all I wanna do is get off
And feel it, feel it, feel it, babe.

Baby, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there
Maybe, you're gone.
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

Yeah maybe I thought
What I thought I would say.
that all I wanna do is get off
And feel it for a minute
Like a real big thing, again.

I already forgot
Why I thought I was sane
when all I wanna do is get off
And feel it, feel it, feel it babe.

Baby, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone.
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

Hey, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

And like it or not,
Like a ball and a chain
All I wanna do is get off
And feel for a minute
Like a real big thing, again.

I already forgot
Why I thought I was sane
But all I wanna do is get off
And feel it, feel it, feel it, babe.

Baby, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone.
If you find, find yourself against yourself.

Hey, come on, yeah.
If you have a hard time getting there,
Maybe you're gone
If you find, you find yourself against yourself.

Sleep lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well, I could sleep forever,
But it's of her I dream.
If I could sleep forever,
I could forget about everything

If I could sleep forever.
If I could sleep forever.
If I could sleep forever,
Oh oh-oh oh

Cool Scene lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well I'm just not making a scene
and I really don't feel like I need.
I really don't mean that it's cool,
Didn't really wanna be in high school.
I'm dealing with the things that I've been.
if it wasn't so appropriate then,
I really don't care what I see,
and I really doubt you know what I mean
And I really don't know what I mean
and I really don't mean that it's cool
didn't really wanna be in high school

all the talking fools
what it means
last I've seen
baby it's all me

I'm just not making a scene
Never really felt that you're a cool being
I really don't know what I'd be,
and it really isn't worth the trying.
I'm feeling pretty chill with nothing
like I'm livin in a world that follows you *2
don't really think you know your friends man
like you're livin in a social hydrant *
I really don't mean that it's cool
didn't really wanna be in high school

all the talking fools
what it means
the last I seen
baby it's all me

didn't really wanna be in high school.
all the talking fools
what it means
last I seen
baby it's all me.
Baby, it's all me.
Baby, it's all me.
Baby, it's all me.
Baby, it's all me.
Baby, it's all me.
It's all me
It's all me

Bohemian Like You lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

You got a great car
Yeah, what's wrong with it today?
I used to have one too,
Maybe I'll come and have a look.
I really love
your hairdo, yeah
I'm glad you like mine too,
See what looking pretty cool will get ya?

So, what do you do?
Oh yeah, I wait tables too.
No, I haven't heard your band,
'Cause you guys are pretty new.
But if you dig on vegan food
Well come over to my work
I'll have them cook you
Something that you'll really love.

'cause I like you
yeah I like you
and I'm feeling so bohemian like you
Yeah I like you yeah I like you.
And I feel whoa ho woo
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Wait
Whose that guy
Just hanging at your pad
He's looking kinda bummed
Yeah, you broke up, thats too bad.
I guess it's fair if he always pays the rent
And he doesn't get bent
about sleeping on the couch when I'm there.

'Cause I like you
yeah I like you
And I'm feeling so bohemian like you
Yeah I like you
Yeah I like you
And I feel whoa ho woo!
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

I'm getting wise and
I'm feeling so bohemian like you
It's you that I want, so please
Just a casual, casual easy thing
Is it?
it is for me
And I like you yeah I like you
and I like you I like you I like you
I like you I like you I like you
I like you and I feel
Whoa ho woo!
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Shakin' lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Oh, you got me shakin'
Oh, you got me high.
I didn't know 'til now
I'm not that good, but
You were drinkin' and thinkin' all night
You were hot so you thought
You didn't' want to try.

You were getting older,
I was getting wiser now
You could see no reason
To be any nicer, but
I still can't seem to help but want you back, back, back.

Well, You say I'm lazy,
Well, maybe you're right
I turned around and said
'Hey man, turn that shit off'
Maybe, baby, you act like a star.
You are not anything,
Who do you think you are?

You were getting older,
I was getting wiser now.
You could see no reason
To be any nicer, but
Well, you get what you got,
and you learn how to like it, but
I still can't seem to help but want you back, back, back,

You were getting older,
I was getting wiser, now.
You say you will but you won't,
But you did, but you don't.
Well, you get what you got,
And you learn how to like it.
You could see no reason to be any nicer, but
Any way you slice it, just don't get no wiser,
But I just can't seem to help but want you back, back.

Big Indian lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well,
My friends, do me so right.
I'm lucky this far
Or maybe its karma.
I get over them, but
Only at times

And I thank my lucky stars
Wish I may, wish that I might
Just keep an open mind
All of the time
My old man told me one time
You never get wise,
You only get older
And most things, you never know why
But that's life.

When the future is frightening
And I seem to be fighting it,
As soon as it's brightening,
Then I, I feel fine.
And then I feel fine.

Well, My friends do me so right.
I'm lucky this far,
Or maybe it's karma.
I get over them, but
Only at times.

Well, The future is frightening,
And I seem to be fighting.
And as soon as it's brightening,
Well, The future is frightening
The future is frightening,
But I feel fine.
Yes, I feel fine.

The Gospel lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

My sweet love, I'll take you there.
Comin' for to carry you home.
I'll take you down still water.
I am comin' for to carry you home
No more weary, no more tired
I'm comin' for to carry you home.

My sweet love, I'll take you there.
Comin' for to carry you home.
Home, I will take you there.

My darling I will shelter you,
Comin' for to carry you home.
I'll lay you down, still water
I'm comin' for to carry you home.
No more weary, no more tired,
I'm coming' for to carry you home.
Comin' for to carry you home.

Home, I will take you there.
Oh, home, I will take you there.

I'll, I will take you there.
Oh, home, I will take you there.

"...The Dandy Warhols Come Down" (1997)

Be-In lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

In my room,
Alone in my room.
I've been here for a while.
And can't you see
I'm holier when I,
I'm feeling good enough to try?
All the drugs that you bring,
If they're antiquated beyind belief,
Might just be good enough to get me high.

Am I,
Am I
My only, only, only friend
That I am, I
Am I
Am I
My only, only, only friend
That I am, I

In my gloom,
I'm only in my doom
And Ill be in for a while.
I used to think
While I sit and wait for the phone to ring
That I'd be happier if just I am.

Am I,
Am I,
My only, only only friend
That I am, I.
Am I,
Am I,
My only only only friend
That I am, I.

Only, only, only, only,
only, only, only, only,
Only, only, only, only,
only, only, only, only,
Only, only, only, only,
only, only, only, only,
only, only friend,
that I am, I.

Boys Better lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Boys had better beware.
You could seem to color your hair.
Or on a wig, you already spent
All the dough to cover your rent.

But not so cool, man if you care,
For all the other boys caught in your bleach-job hair.
And girls better beware
Boys, you better, you better, yeah.

Boys had better beware.
You could seem a wasted affair.
And like a bitch, you already spent
All the dough you promised your friends.

But not so cool, man if you care,
For all the other boys caught in your bleach-job hair.
And girls better beware
Boys, you better, you better, yeah.

Aaaaaaaaaaah
Boys said
She had,
Like, Gods hands.
Amen.

Oh man, its not fair,
To all the other boys caught in your bleach-job hair.
And girls better beware
Boys, you better, you better.

Minnesoter lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Yeah,
I could rock her like a doctor,
If I found a way to get her off first.
I could own her, the crazy loner,
If I found my way to Minnesoter.

Yeah,
In a slumber, I'm sawing lumber,
I saw my baby dance a latin number
With her shirt off, Man, her skin's soft.
But in a mood, she'd rather if I jerked off.
If I found my way to Minnesoter
Minnesoter
Yeah

Yeah,
I could rock her like a doctor,
If I found a way to get her off first.
I could own her, the crazy loner,
If I found my way to Minnesoter.

Yeah, if I found my way to Minnesoter,
Yeah, if I found my way to Minnesoter, Oh
Minnesoter, Oh
Yeah

Orange lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

If I look down this road,
It's not so old, I know.
Ain't it white like snow,
But somehow painted in gold.

And when I'm lost and torn,
A solder of orange, I.
Like a roll in snow,
On a doctors show, I.

If I look down this road,
It's not so old, I know.
But ain't it white like snow,
Somehow painted in gold.

And when I'm lost and torn,
I'm A solder of orange, I.
I Like a roll in snow,
On a doctors show, I.

But when I'm lost and torn,
I'm A solder of orange, I know.
But like a roll in snow,
On a doctor full time show.

Oooh, Aaaaaaah.
Ooh, Aaaaaaaah
Aaaaaaah, aaaaaaaah.

I Love You lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.

I only just met you before
But I can't understand you don't want me more
You maybe think I'm too smart and weird,
But that should only make you want to hear that...

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,

You make me feel really unsure,
But that should just make you feel secure.
Although we've only known each other a bit
Already I can't sleep at night and I feel like shit.
That's right.

Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe.
But today, if you think that I don't know about depression and emotional pain,
You're insane, or you're a fool who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say.
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey.

Heroin is so passe, hey.
Herion is so passe, hey, hey.
Aaaah

So passe nowadays.
You never thought you'd get addicted, just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings and decided maybe that you were gay,
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible, I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe, hey.

Heroin is so passe, hey.
Herion is so passe, hey, hey.
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaaaaaah

Heroin is so passe, hey.
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey.
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,
Ah ah ah ah, aaah, aaah, aaaah,
hey hey hey hey heyyy, heyyy, heyyyyy

Every Day Should Be A Holiday lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Summertime, if I was getting paid
For getting drunk and getting laid.
I'd grab a phone just to call you up and say
"Quit your job, cause I got it made"

Anytime,
baby lets go,
Everyday
should be a holiday.

Super cool, the Dandy's rule, okay.
Got the dough and got the raves,
Anytime, call me up if you
Got the sun, cause I got the waves.

Anytime,
baby lets go,
Everyday
should be a holiday.

Anytime,
baby lets go,
Everyday
should be a holiday.

Anytime,
baby lets go,
Everyday
should be a holiday.

Anytime,
baby lets go,
Everyday
should be a holiday.

Good Morning lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

In my good, good morning,
I'm up before what the sun can bring
Early morning, and
Everyone like a shiny thing
All my Angels
Appear before my window saying
"Good, morning,"
My good, good morning.

In my good, good morning
I feel before my thoughts all spring
Am I conscious or
Is this my unconscious bring
No more like a dream than a
God before my conscience saying
"good morning"
in my good morning?

In my good, good morning,
I'm up before what the sun can bring
Early morning, and
Everyone like a shiny thing
No more like a dream than a
God before my conscience saying
"good morning"
in my good morning?

Whipping Tree lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

You've got me
All tied up to the whipping tree.
But, oh, my friend,
I'm just glad to be in love again.
My dear, its queer.
I know low and I know fear,
If its real, I feel
I'm not a man enough to handle it still, oh.

Green lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

You opened the door
I left myself in. Between
you and me, I only believe what I want to.
I guess its because I'm greener then green,
Only because I'm green.
Only because I'm green.

I came up to your floor,
You were dressed just a little
Obscene.
And it shut me down
Quite sexually as a pre-
Adolescent because I'm greener then I'm green.
Only because I'm green.
Only because I'm green.
Only because I'm greener then green.

Only because I'm greener then green.
Only because I'm green.
Only because I'm green.
Only because I'm green.
Only because I'm greener then green.

Cool As Kim Deal lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hey, there's nothing in my art.
I'd rather be cool then be smart.
Hey, What I'm thinking of..
I'd rather be cool then be loved.

Here's what I feel
Ba ba ba
I just want a girl
As cool as Kim Deal

Hey, I thought that you were though.
Well, I've had it too, had it rough.
Hey, I don't care if I'm wrong,
'cause right always takes too long.

Here's what is real,
Ba ba ba
I just want a girl
As cool as Kim Deal

Uh huh, un huh,
Un huh, un huh.

Here's what I feel
Ba ba ba
I just want a girl
As cool as Kim Deal

As cool as Kim Deal

Hard On For Jesus lyrics - The Dandy Warhols


Oh yeah, Jesus (Oh yeah, Jesus)
You Got me Going (Got Me Going)
And I know just like I know
No way of knowin' (no way of knowin')
I gotta have faith (gotta have faith)
I gotta believe (gotta believe)
That the Lord of Lords and the King of Kings
Come and set me free (come set me free)

Oh yeah, Jesus (Oh yeah, Jesus)
You Got me Going (Got Me Going)
And I know just like I know
No way of knowin' (no way of knowin')
I gotta have faith (gotta have faith)
I gotta believe (gotta believe)
That the Lord of Lords and the King of Kings
Come and set me free (come set me free)

Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus
Jesus

"Dandy's Rule OK?" (1995)

Intro By Young Thom lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hello, music lover. Thomas Pancake here, to tell you that you are the proud new owner of the hottest music on the market today. So get ready for a massive concussion of rock and roll with The Dandy Warhols.

[Courtney:] Can everybody hear this?

The Dandy Warhols TV Theme Song lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Hey la, See Saw
Hey Rah, Yee Hah
Ooh, ooh, ooh

Hey la, see rah
Hey rah, see saw
Hey
Ooh, ooh ooh,

Hey la, see saw
Hey la, de dah
Oooh, ooh ooh,
Aaaah.

Ride lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

You're my ride
I'm out my window
It's alright
If you got candy-o
You're so cool,
And not much older
But you know how to drive
Baby you're my ride.

I sneak outside,
And to the corner.
Roll down your drive
Before you start it.
I'm no fool,
Not like your father
Awake outside
Baby you're my ride.

My ride
My ride
My ride
Baby, you're my ride

Best Friend lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Best friend, I see you in the end
Broken for a while but maybe we could mend
Best friend, I'm feeling a lot of love
And filling up my time again.
I'll see you in the end.
I will again

Best friend, I'm really up again
The world is alone but bitter to the end
Best friend, I'm really high again
And figuring out my Head.
Yeah, I'll see you in the end.
I will again,
-gain,
-gain,
-gain.

Not Your Bottle lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

That's not your bottle,
Nor what's inside
I guess they brought it
Just for them.
How did you get in?
That's fucking right
None of my friends would bother
to even bother.

Benjamin's marijuana,
Michael brought a keg.
Well, the skaters are high on mushrooms
Passing out hits of LSD.

Philip wants to be a rock star,
But he's a bit uptight.
So he brings his favorite Bettys
With a bottle full of whiskey
And he sits on the couch all night.

(Tony, This Song Is Called) Lou Weed lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

Well, baby just look at Lou
Well, you do what you wanna do
And nothing less for you.
Well, whatever will get you through.

Now Satan will seem like a typical dude
When you notice him stayin' and staring at you
And I can see you got the heroin blues
Really, it looks so good on you.

Well, baby just look at Lou

I know women and women want to be seen (with you) But that's OK too,
Those women really look good on you.
Now you always act so cool,
Like you're waiting for your man on Lexington Avenue.
And no one is there to hook up for you
So, whose place are you going to?

Well, baby just look at Lou
Now, baby just look at Lou
I said, baby just look at Lou
Yeah, baby look at Lou.

Nothin' To Do lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I like to hold on my baby
She likes to hold on me, too
Like something for nothing
That she can hold on to.

Where we been lately,
Second avenue
To call on Brent Mackerel
Or we can find someone new

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

I really like it better,
Like it better then you.
And if you got a problem,
Well, we had nothing to do
Here we go baby,
Yeah, with the cats from Swoon
And if we got a quarter,
We call Sugarboom, chka chk boom.

The Coffee And Tea Wrecks lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

The road, baby is tight,
And we roll, baby, you know tonight.
There's a full pie in the sky
And it pulls, baby, you know to ride.

It's fair because
I get higher then I think I was
We pull over when we're tired
We get wired.

So witty and white
And we roll all of your gold tonight.
You so out of sight
But your girlfriend hippie trans loves to fly.

It's fair because
I get higher then I think I was
We pull over when we're tired
We get wired.

It's fair because
I get higher then I think I was
We pull over when we're tired
We get wired.

Genius lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I'll take the blame
If I ever want to
For what my little brain
Has been through

I know to say
Things I never meant to
To seem a little sane
'cause that's what it takes

If I ever could win
If I ever could see
If I just could ever remember
To think about anything.

Darling, ya give me a rope and I'll hang myself
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out
Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see
I'm not as smart as I seem to be
I'm not as bright as I used to be
I'm not as sharp as I think I am.
I'm not as smart as I seem.
I'm not as bright as I seem.

Darling,
Darling
Darling
Darling, you give me a rope I'll hang myself
It doesn't take a genius to figure it out
Don't have to be fucking brilliant to see
I'm not as smart as I seem to be.
I'm not as bright as I used to be.
I'm not as sharp as I think I am.
I'm not as smart as I seem.
I'm not as bright as I seem.

Dick lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I've said everything I could do.
Think everything I could be.
Heard every word without listening
I'm a dick

Known everything that was true
Seen everything I could see
Done everything I Could be
I'm a dick,
Waiting to be kicked

I've read everything I could read
everything I could
Seen everything I could see
Been everything I could be
I'm a dick
Waiting to be kicked
I'm a dick,
Waiting to be kicked

Just Try lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

If you just try
Telling me why
Wise and old,
Still I know the sun
And built cities
Where the rivers run
Telling me why
If you just try.

Ohhhhh
Aaaaaaah

Just try
telling me why
If you just try

Alakazam put a sham down
She was a good head
Oh, now that she died,
I swear bye-bye
She would have tried.

Alakazam put a sham down
She was a good head
Oh, now that she died,
I swear bye-bye.

Grunge Betty lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

[spoken] people keep crawling in

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Hey, we gotta rise today
Can't seem to find what I want you for
I open my eyes and I wake on the floor
You open the door and I wake on the floor
Can't seem to find what I'm wanting for

Cause lately, baby, im wasting
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time

Heeeeeeeeeeeey!
Hey, we gotta rise today
I can't seem to find what I want you for
You open the eyes and I wake on the floor,
I open the door, and wake on the floor
I can't seem to find what I want you for

Cause lately, baby, I'm wasting
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time

2, 3 4. Go
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time
Tons of time

It's A Fast Driving Rave-Up With The Dandy Warhols Sixteen Minutes lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

[Begin Spoken]
And for their final number, it's a fast-driving rave-up with the Dandy Warhols' sixteen minutes.
[End Spoken]

I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.
I won't let you
Let you forget.
You're my castle,
you're my sand.
Just to let you
understand.

I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.
I won't let you
Let you forget.
You're my castle,
you're my sand.
Just to let you
do you understand
-and
-and
-and
oh oh yeah

I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.
I'm not tired.
I'm not bad.

[faintly sang in background, repeatedly]
let you forget

Finale: It's A Fast Driving Rave-Up With The Dandy Warhols lyrics - The Dandy Warhols

I've said everything I could feel
Think everything I could think
Heard every word without listening
I'm a dick

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